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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 27.06.2025 06:07

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Then came..

They put up a sign reading

Et expedita consequatur quam et.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Everyone loved it.

Thumbs down again.

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Catatonics & High Colonics

Loons and Moons

share office space ...

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

So they tried

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

How do I get people to see my writing? I'm having a really hard time getting my writing out there. I post on Tumblr, but not many see it.

No, not a chance

Freaks and Cheeks

Nuts and Butts

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Still no good.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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No go.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Unacceptable again!

Next, they tried...

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Minds and Behinds

Still no good

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So, the docs changed it to read

Just Forget it!

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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No way

Another attempt resulted in ...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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